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Badassery 9/21

Well hello little bad asscalendar! I can attest that this is true. Unless, of course, one is on a dating app and gets hit upon by scammers, liars and untoward individuals who desire to control. Four words: “Buh bye, move on” Y’all aren’t worth my time! I am a badass who is worthy to attract…

Badassery Sept 19/20

Well hello little badass calendar… I will be a bad ass today I will be a bad ass today I will be a bad ass today As I click my ruby slippers (that look amazingly enough like black and gray tennis shoes) and repeat to myself over, and over, and over again. Through the tears…

Badassery 9/18

Well hello little badass calendar Of course I just write a post saying I’m better off alone and you come along and say one of the most basic common human needs is connection. Fuck off. You’re probably right, but human connection is not all equal. For instance, I can have a perfectly cool conversation with…

Badassery 9/17

Well hello little badass calendar, you are certainly spunky today. Let’s not address my fantasies at the moment- for that would mean letting my dark-side out to play and it is firmly ensconced under the bed where it belongs. I sincerely doubt that the dark-side will be coming out anytime soon because there is nobody…

Badassery 9/16

Well hello little snarky badass calendar You are back on your money kick again. This message might be for someone else, but I don’t give one rat’s bottom end (you thought I was going to say “ass” didn’t you? Just admit it!). I just don’t get how you think money is an exchange of energy.…

Badassery 9/15

Well hello little bad ass calendar I am feeling a bit sassy today. Not taking any crap off of anybody and staying true to myself. So I just wrote my little comments on your page in an act of defiance — take that! XO Lisa BadassBadassery