Well hello little badass calendar
You certainly redeemed yourself today
it was as if you knew that
if you didn’t deliver
a stellar, motivational, message,
you were going straight to the trash.
Except for leaping tall buildings in a single bound, I can get behind this one…
I know it’s just a metaphor for being a badass, but seriously?
Leaping over anything these days would most definitely result in bodily injury,
and probably property damage as well.
Other than that,
You live to flip another page…