Badassery 8/14

Well hello little badass calendar

You certainly redeemed yourself today

it was as if you knew that

if you didn’t deliver

a stellar, motivational, message,

you were going straight to the trash.

Except for leaping tall buildings in a single bound, I can get behind this one…

I know it’s just a metaphor for being a badass, but seriously?

Leaping over anything these days would most definitely result in bodily injury,

and probably property damage as well.

Other than that,

Well done!

You live to flip another page…

XO Lisa

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