by A Guy Called Bloke
15 Ninths & 31 Shades Of (trying time be serious after a few shots of Skrewball)
1) If l said you had a beautiful body – would you ….
Hold it Against Me?
Just stare at me in horror?
Beat me around the head with your hook?
Sing me a love song?
I would stare at you in horror, say thank you, and then point the way to the nearest mental hospital so you could get an evaluation.
2) Do you believe in Bigfoot or just Big Feet?
I’ve heard something about feet… it’s probably an old wives tale because my not so extensive research has proven otherwise. So I’ll go with Bigfoot.
3) What starts with “e” and ends with “e” but only has one letter in it?
Efe. Don’t believe me? Look it up!
4) Would you rather look like an squid, act like an octopus or live in a crusty acean ?
I would like to look like a squid because outward appearances do not matter. It’s what’s inside that counts. They’re also adaptable and intelligent.
5) What if everything stopped – Where would we be and what happens if we weren’t there to begin with in the first place?
We would most certainly be somewhere else or in a parallel universe.
6) I lied about there just being 5 ….. What’s the best thing you have ever …
Had children, met my Love, loved myself (I never follow instructions)
My first car- a ‘67 Mustang that broke when I won the drag race.
A little black dress.
Note: Drunk or Drank? Picklebacks in London followed by what I’m having tonight. Time for another!
Thanks for the questions!