Badassery 11/5

Well hello little badass calendar.

I really don’t know what to say about this today.

Maybe because it’s 5:56am and I cannot wrap my mind around snarky this early in the morning.

Or maybe, if I were to be hit with full on snark, especially the way I have been feeling the past couple of days, the snarker would be faced with a retort that includes honesty, swearing, ranting, and raving of epic proportions.

Since I endeavor NOT to be that person (except, maybe, to drop a swear word (or three), it might be in everyone’s best interests to leave the snark off my radar, at least for the time being.

On a lighter note, my normally ‘very little filter’ personality has lost it’s ‘very little’ and the filter is absolutely gone. Trashed. Non-existent.

Is that a lighter note?

Depends on who I am speaking to.

So here’s my friendly warning for today:

Snarkers beware.

Assholes, stay clear.

Keep the dumbfuckery away from me.

I woke up feeling off and I don’t know why,

but trust me, I’ll figure it out.

I need to get my head out of this dark spiral

and come back up into the light.

Maybe a shower and a cuppa tea will do the trick.

Somehow, I doubt that

but it’s worth a try.

Wish me luck…

I’m off to find my peace, joy, and gratitude

they are probably hidden somewhere with my spare keys.

XO Lisa ❤️ living a gratitude filled life!