Well hello little badass calendar
Honest to Pete, I saw this and almost tore the page out and threw it in the garbage!
Delegate to whom?
The dog?
I can see it now:
“Hey Roxie, go do the laundry please.”
Sure, that would work… can one even train a dog to do laundry?
Make a to-do list…
Pshaw.
If y’all thought I was a little bit crazy before, just wait until I make that 10 page long to-do list.
My inner fuck it all I no longer give not just one shit but 10 forever and two days bitch would definitely come out to play.
No
No
No
No
No
No to-do list for me.
Anyone who has seen that side of my personality will certainly testify that it should go to jail, directly to jail, not pass go, remain hidden, locked up, compartmentalized, and the key thrown away.
Forever.
That being said, I know I’m not going to get it all done.
Neither will the dog.
So why make a list and cause more stress?
I feel like dancing, not stressing!
XO Lisa ❤️ living a gratitude filled life!
Grateful, Thankful, and Mending! 
I like to make the list then set fire to it. Douglas Adams said, “I love deadlines. I love the whooshing sound they make as the go by.” Roxie might be smart enough to do some chores, like she’d probably clean the fridge out for you.
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She certainly would if I left the door open! Lol
Your list idea is marvelous!
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laughing and dancing while I’m listening to the music Biotch.. lol.
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Perfect!!!!!
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❤️❤️❤️
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